The StyleBistro.com and wise guys from People.com and Zimbio.com take delight in quoting famous people from the fashion world. Below a few of my favourite ones.

Karl Lagerfeld

@Karl_Lagerfel may not be written by Karl himslef, but, you can believe me, his fan quotes him faithfully.

I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist.

Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems.

Joan Rivers

Besides boring interludes about trends Joan likes to shoot something typical to her, like:

There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years.)

French Vogue has published racy photos of a 10 year-old model, which is outrageous! Everyone knows that models are over the hill by age 9.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I stopped regarding this girl as a typical Hollywood beauty, when she asked on Twitter whom she was supposed to have sex with in order to get the new Coldplay album thus showing a lot of healthy distance towards oneself. But it is not an end of her jokes:

Ah, the British summer! Freezing! Boiling! Freezing! At least I'm prepared for menopause.

Nicole Richie

She's so much better off after breaking up her friendship with vain Paris... My favourite statements by Nicole:

'OK!' is the most unnecessary email.

I don't speak Starbucks